List Of Reasons Why People Lie

~To Protect

~To get something they want

~They have a stick up their ass

~There's a gun pointed at their back

~They have a curse that keeps them from being able to tell the truth

~They are Scared!

~Social Experimentation (pasdlfkjjsk, Eh?)

~Money

~They want to trick someone into loving them (Especially potent during highschool)

~Acceptance

~Ignorance

~Enlightenment Unfulfilled

~Pressure/In the Moment

Who's winning: Jesus Or Lucifer?

Post # 17

It was late in the night when the police... picked ...her up.

Handcuffs.
Search.
Abuse.
The whole sha-bang.

I watched from the window of my car. My breath caused condensation which I had to incessantly wipe away to observe. I had to watch. I couldn't cry. I was incapable of it.

They say we live in a free country; that we have the most freedom than any other place in the world. But what I was witnessing shattered my reality.

The nice officers came to my house the next morning.
"Have you seen Rachael?" They so innocently asked.
"No."

There was no point in telling them the truth. I no longer believed in telling the truth.

The Truth had Lied to Me.

A week later I crept past the tape and into her room. There was a note hidden under her armchair in the cushion like she had promised. It read:

It's true. All of it! Tomorrow night I plan on doing it.
I hope you'll meet me there with a car, because if you aren't there, we both get fucked. Just in case I don't make it, I want you to know that I love you.  I'll see you in heaven or hell or wherever we go. Thank you for being the best friend I've ever had. I'm going to bed now. Hopefully there will be no need for you to read this. Goodnight :)

 

When You Wish Upon A Star

I don't want to put music on my blog. I think it distracts. Sorry.
Take a listen.


When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do

Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Her secret longing

Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dream comes true

I didn't write this. Disney did. I love it and when I think of the moon, I hear this song playing in my head. These lyrics are so perfectly written to capture the concept of the wish. And hope. Please enjoy these lyrics and appreciate them.

Herbal Spiderweb

Take this pill and feel happy.

Go to the dance and jiggle around and smile and be happy.

Be a part of society! It will make you happy.

Go on a date! It makes you happy.

Get a job, it'll make you so happy.

Obey the laws, even the ludicrous ones. It will make you happy.

Chew on your pens, visit the sites, get autographs signed, buy the latest toy.


The world likes to tell us what will make us happy. Alcohol. Jesus. A good paying job.
The problem is that every person on this planet and probably other planets is different.

Jesus makes my mommy happy, but it makes my daddy sad.
Alcohol makes my daddy happy, but it makes my mommy sad.

My brother has no sex drive and plays computer games all day and he's the happiest person I've ever met. No sex drive man! You take a pie chart of "Human Concerns" and cut a 1/3 of it out. He's defeated 1/3 of his own mortality.

A few things make me happy. Herbal Spiderwebs make me the most happy. You know, an imaginative web that surrounds those who you love the most. Why it's named that, I don't know. It just sounds cool. It could be a band name.

The point being whatever you make of it.

Eat shrooms.

Space Camp

~ I think too much.

~ I act on emotion rather than logic.

~ I'm afraid to die.

~ I'm the kid who doesn't dance with the hedonists, and you know what? I'm okay with that. I stand by who I am and that's perfect for my life.

~ I don't think that YOU enjoy my art. I don't write comedy. I don't listen to "Indie" music so therefore I am not receiving the best inspiration for writing.

~ It's not about yolo. It's about being a real person. An actual person.

~ I get lonely sometimes.




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Life Is Hard

Life is hard

Today I woke up with a sore throat:

Life is hard.

Yesterday I forgot to brush my teeth:

Life is hard.

On the news, there was a peanut butter recall:

Life is hard.

Across the globe, people are starving:

Life is hard.

No one seems to give a shit:

Life is hard.

My best friend got made fun of because he had an obvious erection during class:

Life is hard. (Pun intended)

I got home super late and had to write a blog post in a hurry:

Life is hard.

I could've thought about my post during the week so that it would be really good, but I didn't:

Life is hard.

I'm copying the structure of a poem I heard last year where, in place of "Life is hard", it was "Shake your meds". That was a good poem:

Life is hard.

No one will ever write better than William Shakespeare:

Life 'ist hard.

Death And Fear

Death

My absolute favorite subject

Death is the only thing anyone should worry about

Death is inevitable

Death is a part of life

Death is not the end, but only a transition

Death is love, love from mother nature

Death is scary as hell, but also comforting

There are too many metaphors for death

I give up

Death is all important

You expect us to always write a brilliant blog post that progresses writing and stuns the audience and makes everyone amused. You expect me to always spend hours without end on my writing. You expect me to be a good writer and to not write cliche passages. 

Well death is the only important thing in life

I'm not scared of getting a bad grade in class

I'm not scared of not being "worldly successful"

I'm scared that when I'm walking home today I'll get hit by a car and die

I'm scared that when I sleep I won't wake up

I'm scared that my food is poisoned

I'm scared of death, and that's it.